Clif Haley

CONSERVATIVE POV: New Study PROVES DemoRats Have IQs Lower than APES!

Hate to break it to all you libtards, but I’ll use small words so your feeble brains can comprehend: science man say you dumb dumb.

That’s right. According to Dr. Adolf Brooker of the Conservative Institute of Science & Animal Husbandry, people who identify as Democrats have lower IQs than many apes, including the notoriously lunk-headed Chi Chi the Monkey Boy from the classic 50s sitcom Joanie Loves Chi Chi.

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Clif Haley

Clif Haley

Sometimes I eat pizza with a fork, but usually not. I also have a podcast version of the stuff I write over at https://scriblets.com.