Sometimes Clif eats pizza with a fork, but usually not. He has somehow managed to get published in MuddyUm, The Haven, & Doctor Funny.
A BOOK!
There are roughly 600,000 words in the English language. Most of the ways in which these words can be arranged make absolutely no sense. Try it. Pick a handful of words out of those 600,000 and see how it goes. Here’s a typical result:
Polyp the translucent aardvark coconut rather bumpy my stump.
See? Nonsense. And yet, within the pages of this book, you’ll find that, on average, about 75% of what you read makes sense! It’s nothing short of a literary miracle, especially considering the amount of beer involved in writing it. Furthermore, you might actually learn a few things, like:
1) How to fail at upgrading computers.
2) How to ride a motorcycle (spoiler: don’t)
3) How to make French toast (even if you’re not French!)
4) How to almost cut your hand off with a meat cleaver (being young and stupid helps)
5) And much, much more!
