Jan 21
3 min read
A TRULY CORNY STORY
I Almost Cut My Hand Off With a Meat Cleaver
Or, saving valuable body parts by avoiding corn and spiders.
The summer before my freshman year in high school, circa late 1980-something, I almost cut my hand off with a meat cleaver. I’m sure I did many other things that summer, many things that didn’t involve losing important chunks of…
