VERY SERIOUS SCIENCE

Weekly Science Monthly Magazine

Your weekly dose of science every month.

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Here at Weekly Science Monthly we take science very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that we often get into arguments over which one of us takes science the most seriously. Clearly it’s me, since I’m here writing about our esteemed publication while Dr. Groats is off somewhere tinkering with quarks or nematodes or whatever the hell it is he does when he’s not taking science as seriously as me.

At any rate, here is our latest issue. Please enjoy it or leave it out on your coffee table so that people will think you’re smart even if you don’t enjoy it.

In this issue…

Retail Chain Launches Fleet of Robot Customers to Automate Bullshit Demands on Staff

Boredom & The Climate Crisis

BREAKING: “Golf Ball-Sized Hailstone” Officially Adopted as Scientific Unit of Measurement